Agent Dean… Agent Aimen Dean

A real life James Bond, Aimen Dean had stolen files from the terrorist group al Qaeda and became one of MI6’s top assets. Making bombs for the group for over a decade, Dean witnessed firsthand the many horrors and activities carried out by the organization, and nearly had his cover blown numerous times before he had to be extracted in 2006 after his cover was blown. Though he has returned to “regular” civilian life, he continues to be a counter-terrorist for the British agency and has escaped numerous assassination attempts since his return to the U.K. in 2006. Dry martini anyone?

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Dad Jokes Aside


Lavar Ball once stated that he could beat Michael Jordan in a one-on-one, and now boasts that he could also defeat the new Lakers all-star, Lebron James. Calling him weak, Ball said that back in his heyday, his 270 pounds could bench 500 pounds. Though the two hold beef after Lavar’’s comments on Lebron’s kids last year, Lavar said he looked forward to winning many championships with James’ addition to the Lakers roster.

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America - Who, What, When, When?

Sacha Baron Cohen is back at it again with his newest television project “Who is America?” In a sneak-peek clip of the show, viewers see former vice-president and waterboarding advocate Dick Cheney signing Cohen’s “waterboarding kit” - a prank which Cheney was very obvious to. The show looks to premiere July 15th and has been slated by Showtime as “perhaps the most dangerous show in the history of television.” 

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Secure the Package: Mr. Zuckerberg

Facebook spent a whopping 7.33 million dollars last year to protect its CEO Mark Zuckerberg. Security at multiple residences, transportation, a protection team, cyber, travel, and everything else… might as well just hire Superman at that point. Facebook has announced an extra ten million dollars for their key leader to use for other security measures as well. Don’t use it all in one place Mr. Zuckerberg.

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What’s My Age Again?

If you didn’t know your birthday could you guess how old you were? A new study has discovered that people experience aging in different ways and describe the phenomenon they’ve found as “subjective age.” As the years roll by, some people are more prone to certain illnesses and conditions while others may escape their grasp for a bit longer. Decades in the making, these new discoveries on the ageing process may hold the key to the future of health and age-related illnesses.

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Excuse Me, My Wallet is Burnt and I asked For It Medium Well

Americans have been burning a hole in their wallet eating out in the past few months. Sales at food-services and drinking establishments have risen to 61.6 billion dollars. What ever happened to a nice, home-cooked meal? Across industries, costs have risen and consumers have paid the price (literally), paying top dollar for everything from burgers at McDonalds to filet mignon at five star restaurants.

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$800 Million Date

Tinder is headed toward earning upwards of eight hundred million dollars by the end of the year, doublings its revenue of four hundred million it made in 2017. Looks like people really are willing to pay for dates. Facebook is trying to cash in on the dating trend, but it’s hard to imagine that they’ll ignite as many sparks as Tinder. What’s next Facebook, fake dates?

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You’ve Found a Match!

Finding the right person for you is always hard. What type of music do they like, are they into pets, do they have the same outlook on children as you? Well, luckily, when finding a personal trainer it’s a little easier than finding your soulmate. Just make sure to outline your goals, take a look into your wallet, ask for credentials and past partners, and see if their personality is compatible with yours before finding that first date, I mean appointment with your… personal trainer was it?

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The Race to 1 Trillion Dollars

Google has joined the race to *cue Dr. Evil* one million dollars… just kidding, they’re en route to the big bucks, racing with big names Apple, Amazon, and Microsoft to hit one trillion dollars. With an estimated revenue of over eight hundred billion dollars, Google still falls short of Apple’s gigantic wallet, but the second half of 2018 may prove a vital period for Google’s growth. With a growth of twenty four percent in advertising and thirty seven percent in other revenue, Google is definitely on the fast-track to the big T.

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Office Powerhouse

If you’re the runt of the bunch and don’t get the respect and attention you deserve at the office, fret no more, for there are some simple solutions beyond just being awkward and recording all of your conversations. Sometimes getting power and influence in the office is just about body language. So perhaps just prop your legs on the table, toss around that mini-football, and you’ll be the head honcho in no time at all. Don’t forget to do your best “show me the money” impression either, because being loud and assertive will earn you some bonus points in the office hierarchy.

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